Sunday, July 27, 2008

The Return of the Native

Eight months! It's been eight months since I said anything on this site. I know there are damn few people who have been sitting on their hands waiting for my newest entry, but in any case I apologize for being away so long. I've been ill. in case you wish to know exactly HOW I was ill.

In any case, I just stopped by to express my regret that, in order to avoid voting for Mitch McConnell, something I would rather shit myself than do, I am going to have to vote for Bruce Lunsford instead. I suppose it's a sort of a commendation that Lunsford is marginally less unqualified to hold public office than McConnell, but it's a sad statement that such damning with faint praise can actually get one elected to the U.S. Senate these days. Or at least I hope it will - I may hate Lunsford, but I REALLY hate McConnell, and he just simply has to go. The contemplation of another six years of his lipless sneer and corporate welfare is just too much to consider.

That's all really - if you wish to know just HOW unfit for public office Lunsford is, google him, and read the stuff from the University of Wollongong in Australia. They've really done their homework on ol' Brucie, probably in large part because his first name is Bruce.

Nuff said. This is the epitome of the lesser of two evils. It's a close thing this time out. Good thing McMitch is such a total and unquestionable asshole and thief. And Republican.

I'll try really hard to be back here in less than another 8 months.

Oh, and P.S. Ron Lewis really IS a coward. He's dropped out of the race entirely - retired after 10 years in the House, because according to him it "wasn't fun any more". That's shorthand for "We couldn't run roughshod over the faces of the Democrats any more because we're in the minority now, and damned likely to be an even smaller minority after November 08. So I quit."

Puss. Just a total puss. Nothing else for it. I better not run into him in the Kroger's or anything. I may have to kick his ass just for the sheer bleeding hell of it.

And I'm a sick man...


Yellow Dog said...

Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Rich, sure hope you run into Ron at Kroger's.


Media Czech said...

Welcome back!!!